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Good morning in America where someone I once drank a lot of raki with is penning columns about how POTUS should be made king of America.

Hope he at least has the excuse of alcohol on this one.
Also, as @pithywidow reminds me, @ElvisCostello is already king of America.

He provides us with this wisdom:

Brilliant Mistake

He thought he was the King of America
Where they pour Coca Cola just like vintage wine
Now I try hard not to become hysterical...
....But I'm not sure if I am laughing or crying
I wish that I could push a button
And talk in the past and not the present tense
And watch this hurtin' feeling disappear
Like it was common sense
It was a fine idea at the time
Now it's a brilliant mistake
--just sub in Diet Coke for 2019
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