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Dear fellow white males,

Even though I'm outnumbered 2:1, we're going to have this conversation. Since I want to ensure I have your attention, here's a picture of boobs with a gun.

#Alabama #Georgia #Ohio #WomensRightsAreHumanRights
Have that out of your system? No? Well, I'll find more. Bigger guns. More boobs.

So let's talk about your mom's pussy and the fact that your father or father figure is probably a gigantic asshole.

He is a gigantic asshole because when you were a little boy, you respected and cherished your mother. But your gigantic asshole of a father did not. Children have to be taught things like what to be scared of and what to hate and what values to cultivate.

And your gigantic asshole of a father cultivated a belief that your mom's pussy was his property. If they split due to infidelity, he still leaked his resentment about mom's pussy. Directly or indirectly, he taught you that your mom's pussy was (supposed) to be his.

Could be thousands of ways he taught it to you. Whether your parents were together or not. Whether he was around a lot or not. If your father figure wasn't a gigantic asshole, he would've shut that shit down when YOU started your behaviors that girls were objects.

Instead, he helped you grow up cultivating those values. You gravitated to people and groups that encouraged your superiority because you've got a pink cock and when confronted with a woman that had confidence or talent that rivaled or was superior to yours, it insulted you.

And instead of being encouraged to reflect why you were insulted, you fell back on what you were shown: cock = superior. So all those girls and women with talent and grit or intelligence - they became unlikable. 'They' were the reason 'you' didn't respect them.

You resist the teachings of spiritual leaders in your faith. You dismiss Christian and Jewish canons by faith leaders like Rachel Evans or @TheRaDR; not because you have sound competing theological arguments to rebut with but because these women of intellect defy your dogma.

The irony here is how similar they are to your grade school teachers, back when you still respected women. They treat you with the same love and compassion, gently trying to educate and cultivate your moral hygiene to help you grow up in to men.

Instead, by keeping yourself surrounded with those who circle-jerked how awesome it is to be a white guy, you stopped growing up, unable to see girls or even your own mom as a complete person. That is why you're still just a guy. Even if you're 72.

So while you vote for litmus-test conservative ideologues wistfully proclaiming the moral imperative to outlaw abortions, while you loudly chant misguided biblical interpretations or anonymously vent about women on 4chan and Reddit...there're some things you should know...

1) You are a guy. You don't have the balls or wisdom required to be called a man.
2) Respecting women isn't something you pull out like a neon sign. It's something you wear like jeans or socks. It's consistent and doesn't exist to draw attention to you.

3) You haven't had a meaningful, open and honest conversation with your mother about women and you need to.
4) You voting for people pushing laws that make your daughter's pussy or your girlfriends pussy the State's business is a betrayal beyond infidelity. Tell your father.

Finally - if you've been getting pissed that I'm referring to your mom's pussy or your wife's pussy or your daughter's pussy because it's too vulgar and way too familiar... spend 5 seconds imaging how you'd feel if you had the pussy and I got to make the laws about it.

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