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LIDINGTON: Have you ever wondered WHY saying 'Grayling' 3 times summons him?
HAMMOND: Not really
GOVE: i cAN aNSwEr tHIs. hE iS a GReeK gOd
HAMMOND: Fuck OFF
LIDINGTON: Which one?
GOVE: GrAYLoS. ThE goD Of WHitE mEN fAILiNG uPWArd
HAMMOND: I can see why he incarnated round here
HAMMOND: Not really
GOVE: i cAN aNSwEr tHIs. hE iS a GReeK gOd
HAMMOND: Fuck OFF
LIDINGTON: Which one?
GOVE: GrAYLoS. ThE goD Of WHitE mEN fAILiNG uPWArd
HAMMOND: I can see why he incarnated round here
LIDINGTON: What other powers does he have?
GOVE: i AM nOT sURe. I rEMeMber sOMeTHinG aBOuT the aBILiTY tO attRACt LaWYers
HAMMOND: Well that much is fucking true.
GOVE: aND sOMe kiND of RiVALry wITH PosEIDon.
GOVE: i AM nOT sURe. I rEMeMber sOMeTHinG aBOuT the aBILiTY tO attRACt LaWYers
HAMMOND: Well that much is fucking true.
GOVE: aND sOMe kiND of RiVALry wITH PosEIDon.
HAMMOND: Fascinating!
LIDINGTON: Anything else?
GOVE: SoRRy. ThIS isN't rEALLy mY ArEA. I trY aND stAY aWAy frOM tHe gReek pANTheON
HAMMOND: Why?
GOVE: gO rEAd ThEiR mYThs. It'S aLL maNSPlaINing aND jUSTifiCATioN of pREDaTORy seXUaL bEHAvior. iTs LiKE haNGIng oUT wiTH cHRis cHOPe
LIDINGTON: Anything else?
GOVE: SoRRy. ThIS isN't rEALLy mY ArEA. I trY aND stAY aWAy frOM tHe gReek pANTheON
HAMMOND: Why?
GOVE: gO rEAd ThEiR mYThs. It'S aLL maNSPlaINing aND jUSTifiCATioN of pREDaTORy seXUaL bEHAvior. iTs LiKE haNGIng oUT wiTH cHRis cHOPe
GOVE: tHEy LoOK dOWn oN uS EldrITCH hORrOrs toO
HAMMOND: So who DOESN'T?
GOVE: tHE nORse ArE suRPRisingLY iNCLuSiVE
LIDINGTON: really?!
GOVE: oH yES. eVERyONE eXPecTS vaLHAlla tO be a SpORts baR. BuT itS sUPeR hIPstER
HAMMOND: Huh
GOVE: tHE bEARds ANd MEad sHOuld HAve BeEN a cLUe
HAMMOND: So who DOESN'T?
GOVE: tHE nORse ArE suRPRisingLY iNCLuSiVE
LIDINGTON: really?!
GOVE: oH yES. eVERyONE eXPecTS vaLHAlla tO be a SpORts baR. BuT itS sUPeR hIPstER
HAMMOND: Huh
GOVE: tHE bEARds ANd MEad sHOuld HAve BeEN a cLUe
HAMMOND: Does Chris KNOW he's the Greek god of failing upward?
GOVE: nO aND hE nEVer cAN
LIDINGTON: Why?
GOVE: aS a grEAT pHILoSOpHER oNCE wROTe: PrOOF deNIEs faITH. iF hE bECOmEs tOO aWARE oF HiS iNCoMPeTEnCE hE wILL bLInK OuT oF exISTenCE
HAMMOND: A sort of inverse-Theresa May.
GOVE: nO aND hE nEVer cAN
LIDINGTON: Why?
GOVE: aS a grEAT pHILoSOpHER oNCE wROTe: PrOOF deNIEs faITH. iF hE bECOmEs tOO aWARE oF HiS iNCoMPeTEnCE hE wILL bLInK OuT oF exISTenCE
HAMMOND: A sort of inverse-Theresa May.
A short extract of one of the new bridging dialogues from the print version of the Brext Tapes for you there!
As usual, the most recent begins here:
And don't forget you'll find more of these in the book! unbound.com/books/the-brex…
As usual, the most recent begins here:
And don't forget you'll find more of these in the book! unbound.com/books/the-brex…
