So a regular patron comes to me today. I know her better than a lot of my patrons--she's in the book club I run and I've heard some of her life story. 1/
So I ask if her dog is really a service dog. As in, gone through training. She says yes, that it is very well behaved. 3/
She says she wants to register it as an emotional support animal, so I go over the resources for getting a doctor to sign off on that. 5/
Because she knows that there are sites that she can throw her money at that will let her slap a vest on her dog and claim that he's protected. 6/
So she gives me a horror story about getting scammed by one of these third party sites before. She's basically hemming and hawing at every turn, trying to get me to do what she wants. 9/
Service animals are not pets. 11/
She asked me about my coworker (who wasn't there) and if I thought he'd do it for her. I said that it would be up to him. 13/
I couldn't help someone take advantage of that system. 16/