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shibari weiss
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the problem with the left is that they’re effete and elitist and don’t know anything about real work. I got some cement splashed on me and now I’m pretty sure I’m gonna die
the problem with the left is that they’re totally hysterical and get scared of nothing. I have to post pictures of my guns, someone brought a milky beverage near me
the problem with the left is that they want to force everything into their violent agenda. here’s why I think the cops would be on my side in the civil war that I am certain will happen any day now
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shibari weiss
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the thing about fascists is that if you’re polite and civil they’ll try to kill you anyway
so if you laugh at one of them getting hurt, which you should because it’s always funny, they will act as if you’re making them be violent. you should not take this seriously, and instead remember that given the chance they would kill you and everyone you care about
and if you’re bothered by incivility more that violence, they will probably be laughing when they do it. so don’t act like turnabout isn’t fair play
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keep coming up with Huey Long crony names. Murvis ‘Pappy’ DeBelFontaine Esq
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since I retweeted this the first time about half a dozen people I know to be Serious Demo Attenders have independently gone ‘wait, you can do that?’
such is knowledge dissemination on the left. real heads will remember the G8 protests in Genoa and the Italians like Ya Basta suiting up in like football armour and rollmats and just walking through the cops
Also stringing together a bunch of inner tubes and pallets in a line so that with enough people behind it a police shield charge would just sort of awkwardly bounce off
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