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Because nothing exists which can't be the basis of humor, Epstein Indictment Day allows me to tell my favorite Mann Act joke:
A marine mammal scientist discovers that an extract from the glands of certain seabirds can immunize small cetaceans against all known diseases.
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A marine mammal scientist discovers that an extract from the glands of certain seabirds can immunize small cetaceans against all known diseases.
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To obtain this miraculous extract, the scientist sets seabird traps on the beach. One morning, after collecting his traps, he notices a cougar lying across his path. He approaches cautiously. It doesn't move. From a distance, he tosses a small pebble. No response.
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He approaches closer, and gently prods the mountain lion with a stick. The big cat opens one eye, yawns, and ignores him.
The scientist, carrying his haul of seabirds and eager to continue his research into small-cetacean disease prevention, cautiously steps over it...
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The scientist, carrying his haul of seabirds and eager to continue his research into small-cetacean disease prevention, cautiously steps over it...
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... and promptly is arrested by the FBI for violating the Mann Act, to-wit:
>>>Transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.<<<
Thankyouverymuch. I'll be here all week.
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>>>Transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.<<<
Thankyouverymuch. I'll be here all week.
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