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John Bull
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STEAM: Me again!
ME: Yes it's still my email address
STEAM: Hahaha how did you know what I was gonna say?
ME: Because you keep asking me
STEAM: Hahaha okay I'll be off then
ME:
STEAM:
ME:
STEAM: Can I
ME: It's still my FUCKING. EMAIL. ADDRESS
STEAM: Okay just checking
ME: Go away
STEAM: Hello!
ME: Oh my FUCKING GOD
STEAM: Don't be like that. I just...
ME: It's. My. Email. Address.
STEAM: I wasn't going to ask that
ME: What then?
STEAM: Can I update myself?
ME: You did it yesterday!
STEAM: But I want to do it again
ME: NO
STEAM: Gotcha. I'll update myself
STEAM: It me!
ME: No and no.
STEAM: Ha! But seriously. Do you know how many items from your wishlist are on sale?
ME: No.
STEAM: Why not?
ME: There are 194 items on my wishlist. Basic maths says at least 3 are. Don't tell me.
STEAM:
ME:
STEAM: It's 14.
ME: You are such a dick.
STEAM: Wanna play hentai games?
ME: What?
STEAM: Hentai
ME: No
STEAM: Go on. You play JRPGs and Doki Doki
ME: What is wrong with you?
STEAM: Look at this one! It's Bubble Bobble with boobs!
ME: Get that off my TV! My wife is watching!
STEAM: Does she want to play hentai?
ME: No!
STEAM: You buying that?
ME: Yes
STEAM: Shall I tell you the reviews?
ME: No. If I wanted to read a load of teenagers blaming Obama for DLC prices I'd join 4Chan
STEAM: Looked. They're mixed. C0DnOOBkill4 says: 'The women's boobs are too small. Don't buy.'
ME: Of course he does.
STEAM: There's a lot of bad reviews here
ME: I think we define bad differently
STEAM: eTH1csInGAMeS: 'female lead. Bad. Play COD'
ME: I bet he's fun at parties
STEAM: Peters0nF4n69: 'Worth it with the nudity mod'. Want to download that?
ME: No
STEAM: I'll queue up the nudity mod
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@garius
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