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Stupid @BrianKarem doesn't know how close he came to receiving a Hungarian Neck Pinch from @SebGorka. Brian should send Blake a thank you card for saving him.
I remember the first time I saw @SebGorka do the neck pinch. Paul Ryan was in the Oval complaining about something and Boss just looked over to Send and said "do your thing, Seb."
Seb walked up behind Paul, all smooth a quite like a cat, and squeezed his carotid artery area. Paul went limp then BOOM. Faceplant.
I think that was right before Paul Ryan decided to not seek reelection.
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