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ZUBY:
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How Twitter works:

Me:
"I prefer mangoes to oranges..."

Random Person:
"So basically what you're saying is that you hate oranges? You also failed to mention pineapples, bananas and grapefruits. Educate yourself."
This tweet is catching 🔥 so while you're here please check out my work!

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Some have pointed out that my original tweet excluded plants that identify as vegetables...

I am not vegetable-phobic, but given the recent rise of veganism and the problematic use of the prefix 'veg', it is important I stand in solidarity with marginalised fruits of citrus.
Wow, this tweet is going super viral! 🔥

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My critics say I go for the low hanging fruit...
This tweet has over gained over 5 million impressions, 130,000 likes and 37,000 retweets.

That's even more than my viral deadlift post a few months ago. 😂

Twitter is wild... Thank you for 90K followers!

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ZUBY:
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'Normal liberals' are now right-wing.

You can kick, scream and resist all you want, but just accept the label. 😂

You refused to properly contain the woke progressive loonies who now represent your 'side' and it's too late to go back.

This your own fault, you right-winger you.
If you have a clear, biologically determined definition of 'man' and 'woman' then you are now right-wing.

If you think socialism is bad, you are now right-wing.

If you think racial discrimination against white people is bad, you are now right-wing.

Just accept it. 🤣
I keep seeing people trying their hardest to maintain the 'but I'm a real liberaaaaal' position...

Give up. 'Your side' doesn't like you anymore.

You are right-wing henceforth.

Acknowledge it, accept it and deal with it.

It's not that bad. 😂
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ZUBY:
@ZubyMusic
Since some of you bigots are having difficulty understanding what is and what isn't racist (your white privilege is showing), I’ve written a helpful thread. Please pay attention to know what to avoid.

I don’t want to have to cancel you...
Racist Things in 2019:
-Seeing race
-Not seeing race
-Being attracted to people of different ethnicities
-Not being attracted to people of different ethnicities
-Saying you have black friends
-Saying you don’t have black friends
-Moving into ethnically diverse neighbourhoods
-Moving out of ethnically diverse neighbourhoods
-The ‘OK’ hand gesture 👌🏻
-Smirking
-Milk
-Hot dogs
-Dogs
-Logic
-Science
-Being Republican
-Being conservative
-Being libertarian
-Being centrist
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ZUBY:
@ZubyMusic
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Twitter's plan to discourage echo chambers by having tweets from outside your follower network show up in your feed is a horrendously disastrous idea on its face, but fundamentally does not understand what echo chambers are, how they work, and how they are maintained.
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