Thread by @TimRunsHisMouth

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Democrats: The White House is racist because it's WHITE!!!

People: Then paint it black?

Democrats: OMG! THAT'S RACIST TOO!

People: Then paint it another color?

Democrats: JUST ONE OTHER COLOR??? WHY ARE YOU PREACHING DIVISION AND HATE AND NOT INCLUDING ALL COLORS! RACIST!!!!

Me: Black Panther was a good movie!

Democrats: ONLY A GOOD MOVIE?!?!? WHY ARE YOU A RACIST?!?!?

Me: Ok... it was a GREAT movie.

Democrats: NOW YOU'RE ONLY CALLING IT GREAT BECAUSE YOU'RE A WHITE MAN PANDERING TO URBAN COMMUNITIES!!! RACIST!!!!!

Me at coffee shop: I'd like one coffee please.

Barista: Cream and sugar or...

Me: Black is fine.

Democrat **runs in**: YOU'RE MARGINALIZING AN ENTIRE RACE OF PEOPLE WHEN YOU ORDER YOUR COFFEE BECAUSE YOU'RE A RACIST!!!!!

Me: I'm thinking about whitening my teeth.

Democrat **runs in**: WHY IS THAT?!?!?

Me: Because they look dirty and stained.

Democrat: SO YOU'RE SAYING ALL MINORITIES ARE A STAIN ON ALL OF PLANET EARTH AND YOU CAN ONLY CORRECT IT BY MAKING IT WHITER?!?!?! RACIST!!!!!

Me: I was thinking about watching a classic Black and White movie this weekend.

Democrat **runs in**: SO YOU THINK THE SEGREGATION OF WHITES AND BLACKS IS ENTERTAINING?!?!? YOU THINK THAT'S WHERE AMERICA SHOULD BE?!?! SEPARATED BY COLOR WITH SEPARATE BATHROOMS?!?!? RACIST!!!

Me: I can't sleep unless I have white noise in the background.

Democrat **runs in**: SO YOU CAN'T SLEEP UNLESS THE VOICES OF ALL MINORITIES HAVE BEEN SILENCED AND OVERPOWERED BY THAT OF WHITES?!?!? RACIST!!!

Democrats **watching you like and retweet this tread**: OH YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY TO TALK ABOUT US CALLING YOU RACIST LIKE IT'S SOME SORT OF JOKE?!?!?! GUESS WHAT?!?!? YOU'RE RACIST TOO!!!!!!

Climate Change is racist because snow is white...

And whatever the hell the opposite of snow is isn't... white? Sure... let's run with that.

See? Racism!