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Tfw you’re trying to outrun the law and the girlfriend wants to know why you’re running late.
Guy: “Can we discuss this later? I’m kinda in a bind right now, hone......”

GF: “I want to talk about this NOW!”
It’s a rarity to get both Hassons to like the same tweet.

Looks like @peterjhasson and @JamesHasson20 have both been in this same predicament.
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The Dank Knight 🦇
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There is not a ‘chef’s kiss’ that’s even been created that’s big enough to give this absolutely perfect video.

This is beyond incredible. I don’t even have the right words right now.
Dear Heavenly Father Lord Jesus.

My. Night. Is. Made.
My sides......oh lord my sides are not gonna hold....

You have no idea how happy I am right now.
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
“White terrorism” Piss off with this race baiting bull crap.

We don’t classify terrorists by color you partisan hack.
Idiot
Add “whites” to this list! I reckon.
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The Dank Knight 🦇
@capeandcowell
Dear Lord Jesus help these poor families.

God help this country. This is awful and beyond tragic.

Children.....CHILDREN
I honestly don’t wanna see this demons picture again until he’s walking to the gallows.
Be on the lookout for idiots blaming this on Republicans and law abiding gun owners.

Tell those dummies to piss off.
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