“Go,” the voice boomed, “leave this mountain the way you came and never return.”
“Oh. Well, I wanted to ask him something.”
“Come with me, boy.”
“Yes, sir. Do you know him?”
“You foolish boy! I am him.”
“I saw your audacity and bravery on the mountain. Your willingness to stand up for yourself, I admire it.”
Still working on something in his hands, the wizard asked, “So what did you want to ask me?”
“Why do you ask that?”
“I’ve keep being shunned because of who I am.”
“And who are you, exactly?”
“I’m a bunburger. Just a bun, sauce, and cheese.”
“No.” answered the bunburger.
“Hmm… interesting.”
“So what do you think I should do? I want to be accepted.”
“Yeah… I suppose so.”
“Then you can come with Arby’s,” he said, grinning, “We have what you need.”
“Okay.” the bunburger said uneasily.
“What do I need?” asked the bunburger eagerly.
“Meat. We are Arby’s. We have the meats.”
“Come now, boy. Don’t be foolish. Don’t you want to have a home?”
“Not with you, I don’t,” the bunburger retorted.