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“ I am not a racist.... I shared my dorm with a colored guy”
I deleted the first tweet, but I heard it as:
“ i shared my daughter with a colored guy”
But you do know he wanted to say” I shared my dorm room with a ( explicit), he said colored instead. As if that makes it better
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This POS @USCISCuccinelli.
$10 bucks says @USCISCuccinelli employed an undocumented helper around the house “unknowingly.
Racist POs @USCISCuccinelli is that dude you come across during boarding, in first class, smirking at everyone walking buy, sipping on champagne at 7 am.
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@ALT_uscis
Under new immigration rules:

If you are a brilliant brown scientist immigrant on a visa and you get shot by a white supremacist at a Walmart, and you are forced to be on disability for 2 years because the bullet took out your spleen: your green card application could be rejected
2/If you are a brown immigrant VETERAN:
honorably discharged, suffering from PTSD, addicted to pain pills.
and
after losing your house, your partner and your mind, you seek local/state help to get back on your feet:

This administration may deny you your citizenship application
3/ However
If you are white, with zero specialized skills, and your face has that constant " I am looking directly into the sun" look, you may get an Einstein visa, bring your sister and your useless parents using chain migration and most likely Marry and orange man with VD
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ALT-immigration 1.0 🛂
@ALT_uscis
O͙N͙E͙ ͙L͙A͙S͙T͙ ͙T͙I͙M͙E͙:͙

CHINA
DOES
NOT
PAY
US
TARRIFS

IMPORTERS ( US COMPANIES)
PAY
TARRIFS

AND

PASS
THE ADDITIONAL COSTS
TO
CONSUMERS
⬆️ THAT IS US PEASANTS.

You get excited when you find a $20 in your pants, BUT IT WAS ALWAYS YOURS TO BEGIN WITH

I ll see myself out
Sorry for the caps but I just saw a Fox Business News analysts, on the trading floor on Wall Street, saying that we collected $40 billion from china tarrifs and that makes up for the farms bailout.

it is infuriating.
my f**g point to #MAGAts about Tarifs. China does not send us a western union. YOU DO

If you don't pay it in the price of the goods, the company takes the cost from somewhere else, lets say work hours, less workplace safety, or replacing packaging with asbestos. Still on my out
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