Thread by @ALT_uscis

Under new immigration rules:

If you are a brilliant brown scientist immigrant on a visa and you get shot by a white supremacist at a Walmart, and you are forced to be on disability for 2 years because the bullet took out your spleen: your green card application could be rejected

2/If you are a brown immigrant VETERAN:
honorably discharged, suffering from PTSD, addicted to pain pills.
and
after losing your house, your partner and your mind, you seek local/state help to get back on your feet:

This administration may deny you your citizenship application

3/ However
If you are white, with zero specialized skills, and your face has that constant " I am looking directly into the sun" look, you may get an Einstein visa, bring your sister and your useless parents using chain migration and most likely Marry and orange man with VD

4/ I ll see myself out

#BEBEST y'all because shit will get even worse

5/
Under the new immigration rules:
If you are a brown student on an F1 visa,
&
the lacrosse team captain ( with a secure future) rapes you and leaves you by the dumpster
&
you seek state help for therapy to be able to graduate. Trump will deny your adjustment of status petition

6/ If you are a legal blue collar brown worker
&
Your company was affected by china tariffs
&
cut down your hours to make up for it
&
you get a payday loan with 1200% interest ( thanks @MickMulvaneyOMB )
&
never able to pay it, they ll deny you a green card.

@MickMulvaneyOMB 7/ One thing you did not hear anyone in this administration say is grounds for a green card denial:

Abortion.

@MickMulvaneyOMB 8/ If you are a brown immigrant:
&
You bought an old home with lead water pipes/lead paint, poisoning you and your kids
&
you get a state subsidy to help renovate/ improve it,

This administration will deny your green card application

@MickMulvaneyOMB 9/ If you are a brown immigrant
&
an uninsured drunk fuck hints and kills your kids and partner
&
Your life falls apart and you get government assistance for more than a year ( better grief quick)

This administration will deny you a green card.

@MickMulvaneyOMB 10/ I think I am gonna go because this is getting dark.

@MickMulvaneyOMB one thing this administration did and does well:

Write vague-unclear rules subject to different interpretations, not train adjudicators appropriately about said rule, and watch the chaos ensue.

This is what will happen when the new #PublicChargeRule is in effect
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