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Obamas aside, am I alone in hating every element of this estate?
It’s a massive attic without a house underneath. Ridiculously large, but claustrophobic — ceilings are too low for the space, or cramped like a tiny cape’s top floor.
Even hate that angled walkway to the ocean.
It’s a massive attic without a house underneath. Ridiculously large, but claustrophobic — ceilings are too low for the space, or cramped like a tiny cape’s top floor.
Even hate that angled walkway to the ocean.
And what the hell activity is this room for? Alienation? Shivering? 
Wha ... How the hell are humans supposed to watch this tv?
The bookcase even rules out angling it towards the bed! It’s like the “Restricted View” seats at Fenway behind the I-beams holding the upper deck
The bookcase even rules out angling it towards the bed! It’s like the “Restricted View” seats at Fenway behind the I-beams holding the upper deck
Do you want to read in here? I don’t want to read in here. I don’t want to read in here because there are three Viking longbows aimed at the reading area.
