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Constitutional amendment requiring tent manufacturers to make their bags 50% bigger.
Tent manufacturers: “but we already add 20% to our blah blah blah” NO YOU DONT WHATEVER YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING IS NOT ENOUGH
Tent manufacturers: “but we already add 20% to our blah blah blah” NO YOU DONT WHATEVER YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING IS NOT ENOUGH
Some midwest dad with an immaculately organized garage, like outlines of all the tools on the peg board and separate drawers for his English and metric Allen wrenches, is already in my mentions typing “well if you would just take the time to fold it prop—“ SHUT UP MIDWEST DAD
We live in a FALLEN world, we are all SINNERS who can not fold tents to factory tautness, we require GRACE in the form of more forgiving tent bags
