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Heads up

I'm launching a Minion League Fantasy Football Championship

If you're interested, reply here

Cc'ing my assistant @MatthewFoldi who will handle all logistics and questions.
Also, based on how many people join and how many leagues we have, I'll throw in some prizes from Smug Industries.

Minions are free to set up their own buy ins or whatever if they want, I'm just not going to handle any of that.
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