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OMG another creepy totalitarian mind control tactic ripped straight from an episode of Black Mirror, or maybe a trip to the toilet paper aisle at Kroger
nypost.com/2019/08/29/ama…
nypost.com/2019/08/29/ama…
Little did the humans know how easily they would sell themselves into slavery to the Buy One Get One Robots
brb, writing a new episode of Black Mirror
If you were part of a secret Store Brand Resistance cell hiding out in the Rockies after the Amazon Coupon Drone takeover, what brands would you have stashed in your compound?
FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS, AMAZON 
Oh sure, sell out our Brand Civilization to Bezos and his Store Brand Storm Trooper AI Machines, for a dollar off batteries.
Up against the wall, collaborator
Up against the wall, collaborator
Please be advised that at this very moment a vast self-aware deep neural network of marketing strategybots is reading your replies to these tweets, and recalibrating its coupons to grind down your resistance
