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We all sort of know that Jerry Seinfeld was dating a high schooler back when Seinfeld was on the air, and we all collectively decided tp shove that to the back of our brains forever
Pictured: a 39 year old man with a hit tv show picking up his girlfriend from the high school where she attends as a student
"Seinfeld, then 38, sallied over, made small talk and went away with the telephone number of Shoshanna Lonstein—then 17 and a senior at the private Nightingale-Bamford School in Manhattan." lol people.com/archive/cover-…
I am TWENTY SIX now and the thought of ME dating a high school boy is making me break out in hives. What would I even say to him? Nice XBOX? Hope your AP Calc test goes well?????
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