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Something just happened around my office this morning....

THREAD.

This okada man carry person come buy something for one of the shops here..... The person wey wan buy the goods na Yoruba man wey sabi speak hausa well well... While the OKADA na ABOKI.(hausa man).
when they arrived...d OKADA man parked outside while the Yoruba man entered one the shop.... To cut the story short...he came out of the shop...went to the OKADA man and asked him to give him the key to his OKADA, that he should wait for him so he would go and test what he bought
... low and behold...the OKADA man gave his brand new Bajaj OKADA key to this man... And he drove off... After 20minutes or so....the OKADA man went into the shop and was asking the person there if he knew the guy that left with his OKADA to go and test what he bought...
Nnaa all of us were confused at that moment...we asked him...sebi na you carry am come...how u go dey ask us if we Sabi the guy.... The OKADA man started crying ohh..his hausa brothers gathered immediately and he was explaining to them what happened. He said he carried him from..
Kara to ojota ...that he doesn't know him from Adam.... And the OKADA was given to him last week on "HIGHER PURCHASE". My guy is looking so confused..eyes don red... honestly I really pitied him.... Brand new BAJAJ OKADA don enter water. That OKADA is worth 200k+.
INSIDE LIFE.😭
I think he trusted the guy because he spoke hausa very fluently.
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