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Kolley Kibber
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Give me a movie starring a woman in her fifties who kills bad guys and blows shit up, while seducing sexy men in their early twenties who then die horribly. She completely ignores their deaths and cheerily goes on to save Queen and country. I'll watch that shit, fuck James Bond
To clarify: I don't mean women in their fifties who look twenty. I mean, women are in their fifties and look fifty.
GILLIAN ANDERSON I WANT GILLIAN ANDERSON
Stop suggesting Atomic Blonde. The title alone is counterproductive. The lead actress is in her forties but looks like she's in her twenties, which is also counterproductive. It is written by a man and a "sexy woman" male gaze fantasy thriller. This is counterproductive.
This woman in her fifties will be sexy AND look like she's in her fifties. She will be allowed to have wrinkles. She will even be permitted to have a touch of silver in her hair. She will not be Photoshopped in marketing posters. This film will be written by at least one woman.
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