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And 18 years later, we still somehow allow airplanes to be legal. Let that sink in
I've never been accused of being tasteful, but I don't think I won the offensive tweet award in this particular instance
If journalism is the first draft of history, Orville and Wilbur Wright are moving to the top of the Cancel List
And *poof* goes the NYTimes tweet. I am somewhat pleasantly surprised they are still capable of embarrassment
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Absolutely no one, anywhere, in human history:

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