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Say what you want about Trump University, but it only conned its students out of $1500 and probably provided free snacks
some people think we are in a decline, but I'm telling you we are currently in a fucking Camelot for con artists
I only wish I could stay sober long enough to follow through on my plan to bilk every last one of you beautiful, gullible idiots out of your last nickel
But I will not give up on my lonely quest to swindle all of you, for I am the Con Man of La Mancha
I mean I've got a timeline full of people who passionately love Trump and passionately hate Trump, so I'm sitting on a freaking grifter's Klondike here
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