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Absolutely no one, anywhere, in human history:

NY Times:
take THAT *checks notes* reactionary anti-lady-pooping forces of the patriarchy
out: navel gazing
in: anus gazing
true story: I am currently prepping for a colonoscopy tomorrow, and this NYT story will make for hours of fascinating bathroom reading
another true story: colon cancer killed my dad. Regardless of your pronoun, get your colonoscopy.

cue Van Halen's "Eruption" and I... am... OUT
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