Issue: EU Settlement Scheme
Desired message: "It is easy, we are efficient and generous."
Strategy:
1. Start with a meaningless but heartfelt soundbite
E.g. Take inspiration from migrant rights campaigners. How about "you are our friends, neighbours..."
E.g. Speak about people who "were granted status", try not to differentiate settled vs. pre-settled status
E.g. Speak about "1.4 MILLION" (emphasise "million" dramatically) people getting "status", do not mention how many are left or that you have no idea how many exactly have to apply.
E.g. The public broadly do not know the difference between primary and secondary legislation. Simply say rights are "guaranteed in law". Law is law, right? It'll do.
E.g. Avoid at all costs getting into discussions about the "automatic grant of rights" promised in the 2016 referendum or the citizens' rights legislation promised by Boris Johnson during his leadership campaign.
E.g. Do not mention any difficult applications, focus on those done "in 15 minutes". Do not touch the question on what will happen to people who won't apply on time and, most importantly, do not mention "Windrush".
You're now media trained. You're welcome.