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"All of you go fuck yourselves" - Wisconsin
If cheddar is wrong, I don't want to be right
"Yes! I DID IT! I used cheddar and I'm GLAD I DID! MWAHAHAHA" - French chef breaks down on the witness stand
Real talk: brie is disgusting inedible slime
and don't you dare curse Velveeta with queso dip in your mouth
Cheese Power Rankings:

1. Cheddar
2. Mozzarella
3. Wisconsin curds
3. Queso Fresco
4. Monterrey Jack
5. Swiss
:
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178. Aerosol Cheese Whiz
179. Brie
yah, after ya put 'em in the microwave for 15 seconds and get 'em a little sweaty and squeaky oh yah
I would be remiss not to mention @AnnaZ's macaroni and cheese, with noodles boiled in cream and baked in 37 secret varieties of cheeze. It is like freaking cocaine in a casserole dish
@AnnaZ I would never denigrate Mars Cheese Castle, but the Emerald City of cheese curds is Woodman's in Kenosha. It has like a city block long wall of every cheese curd known to man
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