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"All of you go fuck yourselves" - Wisconsin
If cheddar is wrong, I don't want to be right
"Yes! I DID IT! I used cheddar and I'm GLAD I DID! MWAHAHAHA" - French chef breaks down on the witness stand
Real talk: brie is disgusting inedible slime
and don't you dare curse Velveeta with queso dip in your mouth
Cheese Power Rankings:

1. Cheddar
2. Mozzarella
3. Wisconsin curds
3. Queso Fresco
4. Monterrey Jack
5. Swiss
178. Aerosol Cheese Whiz
179. Brie
yah, after ya put 'em in the microwave for 15 seconds and get 'em a little sweaty and squeaky oh yah
I would be remiss not to mention @AnnaZ's macaroni and cheese, with noodles boiled in cream and baked in 37 secret varieties of cheeze. It is like freaking cocaine in a casserole dish
@AnnaZ I would never denigrate Mars Cheese Castle, but the Emerald City of cheese curds is Woodman's in Kenosha. It has like a city block long wall of every cheese curd known to man
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