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1) And now, for the TL;DR of the call transcript which I shall livetweet because I'm bored and feel like doing it.
2) Ok, the call's from July. Apparently there was an election in the Ukraine, Zelensky won, Trump's congratulating him.

Zelensky admits they used Trump style tactics in the campaign 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's fantastic. "I think I should run more often so you can call me more often" 🤣🤣🤣
3) (sorry for delay, work)

Its ZELENSKY that starts off the talk about draining the swamp and fighting corruption, talks about how they're cleaning house from the appointments to the politicians in the party.
4) OH SHIT. "[The EU] should be helping you more than they are. Germany does almost nothing for you." Suck it, Merkel, ya dictator.

"When I was speaking to Angela Merkel she talks Ukraine, but doesn't do anything." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5) France and Germany aren't enforcing the Russian sanctions! They're getting called out!

THE US IS A BETTER PARTNER THAN THE EU TO UKRAINE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ukraine's buying more javelin defense systems from the US!
6) CROWDSTRIKE!!!!!!!! Trump's bringing up CROWDSTRIKE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They're swapping out the Ukrainian ambassador to the US to someone who isn't a swamp monster, apparently.

Promises openness and candidness in ALL investigations, including crowdstrike.
7) Sounds like Guiliani has been making regular trips out to the Ukraine.

Ok, Trump mentions a prosecutor who was very good who got shut down. BIDEN IS NEVER MENTIONED as of bottom of page three. WHOMP WHOMP.

ITS ABOUT A CORRUPT US AMBASSADOR TO UKRAINE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8) Ok, top of page 4 Biden's son gets brought up. Talks about knowing about it because Biden was going around bragging about it LMAO.

Zelensky asks to get any additional the US has about it so he can pass it to his prosecutors, after that they start talking about the economy.
9) OH SHIT. "Well she (the former US ambassador to the Ukraine) is going through some things. I will have Mr Guiliani give you a call and I am also going to have Attorney General Barr call and we will get to the bottom of it." They've talked about 4x more about her than biden!!
10) WHOMP WHOMP! Looks like the Dems freaking stepped in it! Hell, Zelensky seemed keyed in on the issue because Trump only mentioned Biden and his son ONCE and Zelensky said they were already looking into issues regarding 'the company', something Trump didn't mention at all.
11) The Democrats are the rats, and they're about to meet the steel Barr of the trap.
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