Thread by @HNIJohnMiller

1) "OMG Trump is gonna help the Dems implement gun control!"

"OMG Trump is going moralistic on VAPING!"

"OMG Trump is *mutter mutter mumble* WALL!"

Want to know why I didn't make any real posts about gun control measures? Or vaping? Or any of that?

Because it was all bullshit

2) "Pretend to be a pig in order to eat the tiger." Chinese proverb from The Thirty-Six Strategies

Trump has been playing fucking everyone. EVERYONE.

3) If you were a hand-wringer, he made you wring your hands. If you were a never Trumper, he made you bleat like a goddamn sheep. If you were a lib, he triggered you like none other, all by acting the boor, acting the fool, by making statements and calls that made us go 'le fuq?'

4) We've all been distracted and trapped in Trump Time Dilation. Did you realize the Saudi oil fields were attacked just a week ago? They're already back and close to running, and everyone's blaming Iran, even our wishy-washy eurotrash hanger-ons.

5) Now... the trap. It's sprung.

-Flynn is about to be acquitted, as the key case he was forced into acting as a government witness in just ended in acquittal.

-The Democrats, instead of talking Gun Control, or Vaping, or anything for that matter just went all in on impeachment

6) This is their last chance before they went into full campaign mode trying to deal with the FISA report. Pelosi and the rest of the Neolibs and business Dems just got dragged kicking and screaming into impeachment by the far left, spearheaded by the Four Horsemen.

7) If someone walked up to me and said that Chakrabarnacle or whatever the fuck his name was, AOC's handler, was a Trump plant? I would believe them. No questions asked.

This came together too perfectly.

8) The last great hope for a climate change push, something happening TODAY FFS, was an angry 16 year old from a country no one's taken seriously since vikings stopped being a thing with I swear to christ must be fetal alcohol syndrome.

9) Pelosi and the House Dems have COMPLETELY ABANDONED THEIR LEGISLATIVE AGENDA. They've got NOTHING to bring home to their base as having accomplished.

10) And we just watched the goal posts not shift by be chained to a giant ass triaxle dump truck and pulled at full speed, with Trump sitting on the hood constantly one step ahead of them with Cocaine Mitch taking SSCI's demand for the whistleblower report and fast-tracking it.

11) What's the end goal? I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW ANY MORE. This is a perfect trap. I am watching the claymores go off, I can see the red dot sight marking the spot for the oncoming missiles, the Democrats in DC are currently at ground zero about to get hit by a SHITSTORM.

12) I'm going to sit back and relax as I've always done, because the quickest way to get what you want out of Trump seems to be sitting back and waiting for him to do it for you.

He's going to do it on his own time anyways no matter how much you bitch and scream about it.

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