Thread by @QuinnyPig

And now, @KoltonAndrus takes the #ChaosConf stage to talk about how the venerable "I meant to do that" excuse became an entire respected industry.

Talking about empathy for outages. YES. @blamelesshq is in the audience; I love the ethos. #ChaosConf

"The practice of intentionally breaking things started at Netflix, a streaming movie company. Obviously this maps directly to other fields like banking and autonomous vehicles." #ChaosConf

Gremlin is launching a new feature: Scenarios. Capture outage scenarios and help other teams iterate against it.

#ChaosConf

For those unfamilar, @GremlinInc is what happens when you get a cloud wet. #ChaosConf

Now @KoltonAndrus is talking about some public outages (S3, DynDNS) in a very empathetic, constructive way. #hugops means you don't mock companies for outages--not that you pretend they never happened. #ChaosConf

Now @drensin takes the #chaosconf stage and asks everyone to raise their left hand. He takes a picture.

Permit me to caption it in advance. "Who here wonders what the hell the holdup is on @nicolefv's formal title change to VP?"