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GAIL SIMONE
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You guys, you know I don’t watch much tv. I don’t know celebrities, I never know what’s popular on tv.

But I needed a break from a project, we turned on Hulu for a bit.

And I watched something I had vaguely heard about but had absolutely no idea what it actually was...
You guys.
YOU GUYS.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MASKED SINGER.
HOW IS THIS A THING
ONE OF THE SINGERS IS AN EGG
THE JUDGE THINKS DIANA ROSS SHOWED UP ON THIS WEIRD MESS DRESSED AS A FLYING COCKROACH

DIANA

ROSS
HALF THE JUDGES ARE AWFUL

WHAT IS HAPPENING
WHAT HAPPENED TO TELEVISION AND ALSO SOCIETY
WHY CAN I NOT STOP WATCHING THIS GARBAGE FIRE
HELP HELP
HOW IS THIS OUR REALITY
World why why why
One of them is a tree
Everything on this show is fake and contrived and the judges are awful and what is happening I can’t turn it off
I DON’T KNOW WHO ANY OF THEIR GUESSES ARE WHO IS MARSHMALLOW WHO IS SNAPCHAT GUY
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Okay, I have a short story to tell, it's about how awesome comics fandom is and how amazingly cool all this stuff can be sometimes. Wow. My mind is melting.

Okay, it starts with the Atom.

1/
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Okay, here is why I don’t understand what my life has become and why I was freaking out yesterday at @RoseCityCC.
Yesterday, towards the end of my last signing, this incredibly beautiful woman comes up, all dressed in black, and she has a huge smile and yells out my name and that she’s a big fan.

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Last night an amazing thing happened that made me very happy. We are in LA for some movie consulting, which is already thrilling, and we were taking Ubers, from the airport, to the hotel, everywhere. 1/
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