Thread by @glass_union

99 reasons why I left Islam: a thread.

DISCLAIMER: I'm black, was born a Muslim, and against anti-Muslim bigotry. I'm simply critizing Islam with receipts.

1. Baby girls buried alive will go to hell. Sunan Abi Dawud 4717

2. A war captive about to be killed by Mo asks “Who will look after my children?” Mo responds “The Fire.” Sunan Abu Dawud 2686

3. Mo had new mom stoned to death and orphaned her kid. Sahih Muslim 1695 b

4. Bastard child is more evil than the parents. Sunan Abu Dawud 3963

5. Women with masculine features will go to hell. Al-Bayhaqi, Shu'ab al-Iman 10310

6. Mo curses effeminate men and mannish women and tells Muslims to kick them out of their houses. Sahih al-Bukhari 5886

7. Stoning gay people to death. Sunan Abu Dawud 38:4447

8. Mo gives tax benefits to slave ownership. Sahih al-Bukhari 1464

9. Runaway slaves are in the class of people most condemned. The Fugitive Slave Act of 1850 was in line with this hadith. Al-Bukhari, Al-Adab al-Mufrad 590

10. Mo puts freed slave back into slavery, sells him to someone, and gives that money to his former owner. Sahih al-Bukhari 2415

11. Mo angry that dying man freed too many slaves. Stops four of the six slaves from freedom. Sunan an-Nasa'i 1958

12. Mo says our wives are your prisoners. Sunan Ibn Majah 1851

13. Female slaves were raped, impregnated, and used as maids. Sahih Muslim 1439 a

14. Mo denies a slave his freedom, saying Allah has no need for a freed slave. Sunan Abu Dawud 3955, 3956

15. Ali rapes a slave-girl. Some companions were disgusted by this but Mo said Ali deserves that pussy. Sahih al-Bukhari 4350

16. Mo kills man because he thought he had sex with his sex slave. Turns out he’s a eunuch. Sahih Muslim Chapter 50 No. 7023

17. Mo said cum inside your sex slave instead of pulling out. Sahih al-Bukhari 2229

18. Mo kills woman’s husband, let’s her become someone’s sex slave, bought her with 7 of his other slaves, married aka raped her, and didn’t pay her dowry. Sahih al-Bukhari 947, Ibn Majah 2272

19. When you get a new wife, slave, or animal, hold them by the forelock and pray to Allah for protection from their evil. Sunan Ibn Majah 1918

20. Mo OK'd the attack of villages even if women and children could be harmed in the attack. Sahih al-Bukhari 3012

21. Feminism who? Islam gave women the right not to be hit in the face. Sunan Abu Dawud 2142

22. The silence of the girl is her consent for marriage. Sahih al-Bukhari 6946

23. Don’t beat your wife like you beat your slave because you might have sex with her that night. Sahih al-Bukhari 4942

24. Mo’s 9-year-old wife was not mature as Muslims claim. She still played with dolls. She's not Melanie Martinez, she was actually a kid. Sahih Muslim 2440 a

25. Mo tells a woman—beaten to the point her skin is green—to have sex with her wife-beating husband. Aisha says “I have not seen any woman suffering as much as the believing women.” Sahih al-Bukhari 5825

26. Mo orders large-scale beat down of women. 70 beaten women complain to Mo’s wives, causing him to back down. Sunan Ibn Majah 1985

27. Mo says throw dust in the mouths of women grieving for loved ones they lost in war. Sahih Muslim 935 a

28. A lot of men achieved perfection, but only two women did. Sahih Muslim 2431

29. Hell is full of women and they're deficient in intelligence and religion. Sahih al-Bukhari 304

30. Women are a minority in paradise. Sahih Muslim 2738 a

31. The majority of people entering hell are women. Sahih al-Bukhari 5196

32. Mo said: "I have not left after me any turmoil more injurious to men than the harm done to the men because of women.” Sahih Muslim 2740

33. Mo said: "If there is evil omen in anything, it is in the house, the woman and the horse." Sahih al-Bukhari 5094

34. Muslims used to sell the sex slave mothers of their children. Sunan Ibn Majah 2517

35. The prophet authorized prostitution under the guise of temporary marriage. Sahih al-Bukhari 5119

36. No prosperity with women leaders. Britain says hello. Sahih Al-Bukhari 7099

37. Infertile women aren’t deserving of marriage so Mo denies man a marriage to one. Sunan Abu Dawud 2050

38. Mo tells his wife: “May you become barren and shaven-headed.” Sahih Muslim 1211 ag

39. A woman’s testimony is worth half that of a man, because of the deficiency of a woman’s mind. Sahih al-Bukhari 2658

40. Freeing one male slave is equivalent to freeing two female slaves. Jami al-Tirmidhi 1547

41. Sacrifice two sheep for a baby boy and only one sheep for a girl. Sunan Ibn Majah 3163

42. A woman’s inheritance is half that of a man. Sahih al-Bukhari 2747

43. A girl’s urine is worse than a boy’s urine. Sunan Ibn Majah 522

44. Mo says Angels curse any woman who denies her husband sex. Allah remains angry until the husband is sexually pleased. Sahih Muslim 3538

45. Mo highlights mutilated black slaves as the lowest human form. Sunan Ibn Majah 2861

46. “Ethiopian with a head like a raisin.” Sahih al-Bukhari 696

Thank goodness Somalis were laying low back then, or we would have been dragged by Mo as well. Just imagine reading “Somali with a huge forehead” in a hadith. 👽

47. Mo sells his two black slaves for a more valuable, non-black slave. Sahih Muslim 1602

48. Mo dreams of a black woman. Says she represents a traveling plague. Sahih al-Bukhari 7039

49. Mo calls children playing with a black woman devils. Jami al-Tirmidhi 3691

50. Mo says rats are Jews. Sahih Muslim 7496

51. Mo says lizards may be Jews. Sahih Muslim 1951 b

52. Mo says Allah turned Jews into monkeys and pigs and made them infertile. Sahih Muslim Chapter 47 No. 6772

53. Mo says “May Allah kill/destroy the Jews” five times in Sahih al-Bukhari (437, 2223, 2224, 2236, 4633)

54. Mo says Jews were destroyed because their women used hair extensions. Sahih al-Bukhari 3468

55. Mo wanted to expel the Jews and Christians from the Arabian Peninsula. Sahih Muslim 1767 a

56. Mo massacres 600+ Jews of the Banu Qurayza tribe and takes their women and children as captives. Sahih Bukhari 3804

57. Mo says if non-Muslims don’t accept Islam or pay the discriminatory Jizya tax then kill them. Sahih Muslim 1731 a, b

58. Mo says violent jihad is the best jihad. Sunan Ibn Majah 2794

59. If you see a person praise another, throw dust in their face. Sahih Muslim 3002 b

60. Allah gives you 100 points for killing a gecko. No wonder I used to get into a lot of car accidents when I had Geico. Sahih Muslim 5847

61. Mo says Muslims are at war with snakes. If you’re afraid of snakes, you’re not Muslim. Sunan Abu Dawud 5250.

62. Mo orders all dogs in Medina be killed. Sahih Muslim 2105

63. Your pets and all animals will not go to heaven. They will be turned to dust on the Day of Judgement. No. 1966; al-Silsilah al-Saheehah, part 4, p. 966

64. Non-Muslims who never heard of Islam will be tested. Allah will tell them to enter hell. If they listen to that command, hell will turn into heaven. If they don’t, they’re going to be dragged to hell and punished. Ahmad in al-Musnad (26/228), Al-Musnad (26/230)

65. Artists will be the most severely punished by Allah. Not murderers. Not rapists. Not slave owners. Sahih al-Bukhari 5950

66. Angels are offended by the same things that offend humans. Sahih Muslim 564 b

67. Most humans are not offended by dogs or art, but Mo’s angels are. Bukhari 3322

68. Urine is biggest reason for punishment in the grave. Sunan Ibn Majah 348.

69. Mo told people to drink camel urine. Sunan Ibn Majah 3503

70. Mo commands ablution after eating camel meat since “they are from the shayatin.” Sunan Abu Dawud Book 1 No. 184

71. Mo says kill anyone who drinks wine 4 times. Sunan al-Nasa’i 5664

72. Allah loves sneezes. Yawning is satanic. Sahih al-Bukhari 6226

73. Hair bun is the seat of Satan. Jami al-Tirmidhi 384

74. It’s haram to put on shoes while standing. Sunan Abu Dawud 4135

75. Water never becomes impure. Sunan al-Nasa’i 327

76. Mo says: 1) A fly carries disease on one wing and the cure on the other, 2) The fly lands in your drink specifically with its disease-carrying wing, 3) You must dunk the whole fly in to get the cure. Sunan Abu Dawud 3844

77. Mo says Allah will blind you if you look up during prayer. The sun is above us so he meant if you stare at the sun you’ll go blind. Sahih al-Bukhari 750

78. Mo wants you to go to hell if you don’t send blessings upon him whenever his name is mentioned. Ibn Hibbaan, 3/188

79. Pedophilia for me but not for thee. Mo’s BFFs Umar and Abu Bakr asked to marry his daughter but he said no because she’s too young. This is the man that married a 6 year old. Sunan al-Nasa’i 3223

80. Polygamy for me but not for thee. Mo doesn’t allow Ali to marry other wives because he doesn’t want his daughter to be a co-wife. Sahih Muslim 2449 a

81. Mo can pray sitting down because he’s not like those other girls. Sahih Muslim 735 a

82. Mo doesn’t make wuduu after sleeping because he’s aware of his farts while asleep. This is one of his superpowers mashallah. Sahih al-Bukhari 2013

83. The day he conquered Mecca, he gave orders to cut the hand of a woman who stole something. Sahih Muslim 1689

84. But on the same day, Khalid Ibn al-Walid massacred an entire village and killed even the captives and Mo threw hands up and did nothin about it. Sahih al-Bukhari 4339

85. Mo copied the pagan Hajj rituals of running between the hills and shaving the head. Sahih Muslim 1277 a

86. Mo copied the pagan Hajj practice of circling the Kaaba seven times. Sahih Muslim 1219 b

87. Mo commands people be burned alive. Changes mind, says use a different killing method instead. Sahih al-Bukhari 2954

88. Mo gave false advice concerning a stomach medicine, and when they told him that his medicine is doesn’t work and worsened the case, he said that the medicine is good but the stomach has lied. Sahih al-Bukhari 5716

89. Mo gave false advice in agriculture then admits that he doesn’t know much about how the world works. Sahih Muslim 2363

90. Mo says a child will resemble the parent whose sexual discharge comes first. Sahih al-Bukhari 3329

91. Mo says (1) Satan is a musician who plays the bell, and (2) Mo receives the Revelation as the ringing of a bell. Sahih Muslim 2114 (5548), Sahih Muslim 2333b (6059)

92. Mo has woman breastfeed a grown man so he can become her mahram. Sahih Muslim 1453e (3604)

93. But when it's Aisha who is using adult breastfeeding, he didn't like it and said that adult suckling is for children only. Sahih al-Bukhari 2647

94. There’s a verse missing in the Quran that deals with stoning people to death. Sahih Muslim 1691 a

95. Aisha said sheep ate the adult breastfeeding and stoning verses. Sunan Ibn Majah 1944

96. Mo annoyed with lingering guests. “Allah” immediately forbids guests from lingering and annoying him. I relate to this on a personal level. Sahih al-Bukhari 4791

97. Mo’s wife Hafsa caught him having sex with Maria the sex slave on her bed. She forced him to swear that he will never touch Maria again and he did. Conveniently, “Allah” came to his aid and revealed a verse that gave him the right to have sex with Maria. Sahih al-Bukhari 2468

98. Mo divorces Hafsa after she reveals that she caught him having sex with his slave in Hafsa’s bed Sunan Abu Dawud 2283

99. Last but not least, my fav hadith. Mo gets revelation that he can sleep with anyone he wants. Aisha’s perfect response sums up his whole career: “I feel that your Lord hastens in fulfilling your wishes and desires.” She was so tired of his shenanigans. Sahih al-Bukhari 4788

As it turns out, you don't need to blaspheme against Islam. Islam itself does the job quite well.

#BlasphemyDay