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If you want to go the Westview Mall Regal Octoplex and get randomly murdered in a hail of Junior Mints and Raisinettes from some psychotic suburban loner incel, go ahead it's your funeral
Has anyone suggested putting Victorian-style petticoats on piano legs yet? I'm worried about all these bare piano legs potentially sparking a wave of loner incel piano rapists
Gotta say the whole Joker "you might be murdered" campaign is the best movie marketing stunt since William Castle's electrified seats and heart attack nurses
The Joker: see it in terrifying 3-D MURDERAMA
I'm worried this movie might cause middle aged wine moms with too much makeup to snap and go on copycat ax murder sprees
just kidding, middle aged wine moms certain don't need a movie to spur them into ax murder sprees
Hopefully we all can agree our biggest movie copycat danger comes from shut-in spinsters
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