Driving to NYC instead of flying to save money. My van was broken into and over $600 worth of stuff was stolen.
Things of that nature.
Usually
The Dublin post office machine is different. For some reason it's pulled away from the wall. Things could easily fall behind it. They have.
And they did
I can see it but my fat arms won't be able to reach it. I'd need Manute Bol arms to get it. Not happening.
Marshmelllow roasting sticks? Maybe if I bend them just right I can hook it.
I can't. Not long enough.
Nope. Cant get leverage.
Tied a rope to it. Drop it. Got it! It's coming!
*clunk clunk*
It hits the a horizontal divider. Falls.
*thunk thunk*
They're too strong. They stick to the machibe which is all metal. They're gone.
I need something sturdier to prevent the magnets from swinging.
Run to Walmart.
Magnet gets tales to the pole. It works. But it's the wrong angle. Can't pull it past that horizontal divider.
Add a second magnet on an angle to hopefully roll it onto.
*THUNK*
Change to a different thinner rope and car mount.
Holy shit it's coming up.
Shit. The magnets are in the way. They knock the phone off. It falls into a different gap.
Nope. It's a solid sheet of metal.
More importantly I discovered the reason I couldn't slide the machine is its bolted in place.
I mean I had a stepstool involved at this point as well.
Say I'll be back in the morning.
They don't.
They do have Bill though. Bill helps me a little bit but gets called away to another city.
"I don't like to say this but I think you need the fire department"
Ask for directions since, well, I can't look it up on my phone. They're just around the corner.
But they're not
The door's locked. Shit. I walk around back. The captain comes out. Two of his young guys follow.
"We'll take a look."
We may just get somewhere.
Now I don't want to be a dick but I couldn't pass this up.
"Yeah they're on my phone."
"Oh right."
Of course I forgot that they can't do that. They need to bring a full size truck in case they get called to something more important than me the idiot.
And that's why I'm sending a bunch of pizza over to the station. Or I will be once I figure out how to deliver some not through door dash. Screw tech culture!