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If you’re going to storm a SCIF, please leave your cellphone in your office.
It’s been a while since I’ve been there, but as I recall, the House Intel SCIF hearing room is pretty small; much smaller than the Senate’s. I’m not sure how all of them even fit. Also, what a crappy day to be the guard assigned to that room.
These backpedaling tweets claiming to be “from staff” are hilarious.

Don’t storm SCIFs, kids. But if you do, don’t live tweet it.
Actual tweets from staff would be more like “Hey, my boss just told me he’s going off to break in to a classified national security facility. Does anyone know of job opportunities near Capitol Hill?”
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