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People telling me what a moron I am: what, exactly, do you expect me to do with this information?
I suppose I could take your comment to heart and acknowledge that I'm utterly unqualified to offer opinions on whatever topic you're reacting to, but I probably won't, because, as you yourself point out, I'm too stupid to do that.
So this is really just not actionable information at all for me. All it does is make me extra proud that I've managed to accomplish as much as I have given the severe limitations of my intellect that you've keenly observed.
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Another reason you aren’t supposed to take your phone into a SCIF.

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