I'm excited for the chances of the eventual Democratic nominee if we don't all kill each other out of needless spite and pettiness over our preferred candidate versus someone else's preferred candidate before then.
I don't even have a preferred candidate yet, and somehow, the most banal tweets I put out are interpreted as evidence of favoritism, which, by the way, is a super effective strategy of convincing me to support your preferred candidate.
Me: Candidate Apples has an interesting health care plan.
Supporter of Candidate Bananas: Apples have very little potassium. Your candidate is a piece of shit, and you're a piece of shit. Ya goddamn piece of shit.
Supporter of Candidate Bananas: Apples have very little potassium. Your candidate is a piece of shit, and you're a piece of shit. Ya goddamn piece of shit.
