See this is why we in nearby Lakewood loved the guinea hen invasion--they ate ticks and didn't travel in packs idiotically pecking at their own reflections on your car, like these godforsaken wild turkeys in Toms River do nytimes.com/2019/11/13/nyr…
The farmers know which ones to breed and feed. Always trust the farmers.
Jackson's contribution to the weird wildlife invasion was the lady with 26 tigers in her home.
That's not an exaggeration, btw. Jackson be cray.
That's not an exaggeration, btw. Jackson be cray.
Sorry, 24 tigers cbsnews.com/news/nj-tiger-…
One escaped and police came to her and she was like 'no that one's not mine.' Legend.
When she lost her legal fight and they were deported to Texas, reporters talked to neighbors. Some were like 'I am very happy the tigers are leaving.' Others--I kid you not--protested the order
When she lost her legal fight and they were deported to Texas, reporters talked to neighbors. Some were like 'I am very happy the tigers are leaving.' Others--I kid you not--protested the order
Anyway we're all very normal in this part of Jersey.
I'm sorry I thought this was America etc etc.
Except instead of fictional South Park it's actual real live New Jersey.
Except instead of fictional South Park it's actual real live New Jersey.
