Thread by @unicodeveloper

1. Jesus - He’ll have the most no. of followers. And his threads will be like that of @naval. Wisdom & parables left and right.
2. Solomon - Money, Sex, Wisdom. Threads on how to shoot your shot. Threads on how to be a real baby boy like @DrJoeAbah
3. Noah - Will constantly...

https://twitter.com/jacobfalcon23/status/1196916596754800640

...be screaming:

- A new day, another opportunity to build a world class Ark for God.
- A new day, another opportunity to know that rain is coming.

Noah will be organizing meetups & tech conferences to notify people about the flood & how his Ark is technology that will save us

John the Baptist will literally be @dadabenblog informing folks about the second coming of the Tech. Messiah

David will be a really bad boy here. Lots of white privilege & can do shit but will remind you that he’s still the man after God’s own heart. Untouchable.

Gideon will have only 300 followers but yet all his tweets will bang with 15.7k likes & 20k retweets.

Elijah’s every tweet will be full of 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥& 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀. He’ll co-found startups like @PiggyBankNG but returns will be 50% every month because “Oil will keep flowing” 🌚

Rehoboam will remind you about how your fathers & mothers were poor & didn’t labor enough to provide wealth for you. He’ll constantly tweet about how poor everyone is. He’ll constantly talk about how David & Solomon in the previous generations became wealthy out of nothing

Jezebel’s Twitter will bang. She will be married but have “I HATE MEN” on her bio.

She will literally have men for lunch on this platform. She will be the leader of the pack. Tiger in the day. Puppy at night in the arms of comforting men. 🌚🌚🌚

Paul will be @paulg with his many essays & letters.

“My letter to the Edenites, Galatians & Googlers” 🌚

“I planted. Peter Thiel watered, but the VC funds & booming Internet gave the increase. So then neither is he that planted nor watereth, but
software giveth the increase”

The Men of Issachar will be the likes of @MaziIbe_, @chemicalbrodar, @UnclePamilerin . Their tweets will take advantage of everything happening at the moment.

They’ll look at the TL & tweet topics that will trend that day because “understanding the times & knowing what to do”🌚

Daniel will be a serial Vegan influencer. Brands like @sofreshng & @ouredenlife will pay him millions to tweet about how his ordeal of eating fresh fruits & veggies made his skin pop & allowed him to be chosen by @MBuhari as SSA 🌚🥰

His book: “EAT NOT THE ANOINTED” will......

..capture the 100 reasons why Mufasa, and Scar couldn’t & wouldn’t dare eat him because “he was not.”....................MEAT. 🌚

Each tweet will remind you that having an excellent spirit like him simply involves having lettuce, green peas & tofu for breakfast & dinner!