Now live tweeting the Design Toscano catalog I found at my friend’s house.
First up, we have this. It’s a small cafe table that looks like a fake library. 
Then right on the next page there’s this - toddler alien resin sculpture. Someone’s gone down a deep rabbit hole to get to this one.
And then this.
I made it a few pages without finding anything more cringeworthy than the descriptor “authentic stained glass”. And then I found this roid-riddled buck statue. Extra bonus muscles not found in nature!
I skipped over the description at first but it’s worth reading. “Our exclusive male stag deer sculpture is cast in quality designer resin and hand painted in a naturalistic palette....” So you know it’s definitely male even though it probably doesn’t have genitals.
Now we’re into the fairy and yard dieties section, which is why he gets this catalog (a relative wanted one of the fairies for Christmas a few years ago and he took one for the team).
Some of these are actually not so bad... or maybe it’s habituation.
In case you want a 6’ mermaid lamp, I know where you can get one.
Uh oh. There’s a whole section of mystical dragon crap. BRB, hiding my credit card.
But see, it’s a clock. So it’s practical too!
Yes this mighty dragon will be happy to hold your pencils.
(Bonus - they named the dragon Escritoir.) #pencilsNotIncluded
Into gothland. “Includes hanging chains!”
“Skelly Claus II” Doesn’t say what happened to Skelly Claus I.
Now I can have the lasting excitement of iOS trying to autocorrect real words to “Skelly” for the rest of time...
You know what would really make this room special? Mini Bratz dolls of Egyptian gods.
... or maybe puppies in teacups. Collect them all! (Not to scale.)
Okay just a few more.
Presidential desk. Only $5000. #cheaperThanRunning
Submitted without comment.... Because what more is there to say?
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This ... I kind of like. I’d better roll for sanity. #notThatKindOfRoll
Okay I’ve made it through. There are actually some cool things in here but there’s also a lot of ... uh, wtf. Something for everyone.
In conclusion - stay classy, Design Toscano.
