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I am happy to announce that I will be returning to my Chief Mouser duties at the @foreignoffice this week! New guidance - the Palmerston Protocols - will govern my care in the FCO to make sure it’s working for me. (1/4) Palmerston, a black and white cat, is sat on a cat climbing tower looking out of a window. He has a fluffy white chest and big whiskers.
The Palmerston Protocols are:
(1) no-one other than my carers should feed me - especially no treats!
(2) everyone should respect my personal space and allow me to lead interactions.
(3) Palmerston HQ will house my bed, toys and food. I like privacy in Palmy HQ. (2/4)
(4) everyone should help to maintain the Palmerston Zone. The FCO is a very big, old building and I was finding it difficult to maintain a territory so large. My new Zone is much more manageable, and has lots of comfy seats for naps. (3/4)
The Palmerston Protocols are designed to ensure my welfare and happiness in the FCO. My care is under constant review by a dedicated team of voluntary carers, who will be monitoring whether the Palmerston Protocols work. Mice - watch out! I’m coming back! (4/4)
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