“OUR CYBERSECURITY IS BESPOKE AS SHIT” cries @TrendMicro. 
This company has blatantly ripped off @awscloud’s slogan!
The @OracleCloud booth has a new sustainability initiative.
(Sue the DoL alleging they can’t enforce discrimination law? The gloves are off, you miserable fucks.)
(Sue the DoL alleging they can’t enforce discrimination law? The gloves are off, you miserable fucks.)
“Our core competency is correcting the spelling of our name on phone calls” says Seeq.
“Build your future on open source!” proclaims @RedHat, company from the past.
This company clearly targets the niche-but-lucrative niche of “aquariums.”
I see @gitlab is representing a tool so stupefyingly complex that abstracting it to the level of “a diner that serves no food” somehow makes perfect sense.
Ah, what #reinforce should have been called.
If companies have extra money after #reinvent, the @CloudNativeFdn has generously set up a disposal station for you.
“Blameless culture is very important!” cries the company whose fault it probably was.
“We’re considering suing you for coming too near our booth. Buy @Elastic!”
When your company naming brainstorm starts with “OH JESUS FUCK THE ROOM IS FULL OF BEES!” you eventually workshop that into @giantswarm. #reinvent
