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I'm getting old...My kids are becoming me, but my grandchildren are perfect!

I'm getting old...Going out is good, but coming home is better!

I'm getting old...I forget names, but it's OK because some people forgot they even knew me!!
I'm getting old...I miss the days when everything worked with just dials and "ON"/"OFF" switches.

I'm getting old...What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

I'm getting old...I have 3 sizes of clothes in my closet, 2 of which I will never wear.
I'm getting old...Mind over matter has turned into "What the hell were you thinking?"

I'm getting old...It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

I'm getting old...Half the stuff in my shopping cart says "For Fast Relief".
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9th Circuit judge savaged Congress for inaction on the immigration crisis bizpacreview.com/2019/12/07/9th… via @BIZPACReview
@BIZPACReview “By constitutional design, the branch that is qualified to establish immigration policy and check any excesses in the implementation of that policy is Congress,” Bybee’s concurrence reads...
@BIZPACReview ...“And, so far as we can tell from our modest perch in the Ninth Circuit, Congress is no place to be found in these debates.”
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15% of programs graduate students who carry more federal student loan debt than their annual income. dailysign.al/2OOU8Kt via @MCAmselem @DailySignal
@MCAmselem @DailySignal At the University of Miami, students who study mechanical engineering graduate with a median total debt of $20,500 and earn a median starting salary of $66,400. However, political science majors graduate with similar debt, $18,269, but earn a median starting salary of $37,500.
@MCAmselem @DailySignal Providing the same loan to both of those student populations paints an inaccurate picture of their earnings potential. The private sector, by contrast, would take into account earnings potential before providing a loan to a student who may not be able to pay it back.
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Government Healthcare Terminology

Artery: The study of paintings

Bacteria: The back door of the hospital cafeteria

Barium: What doctors do after a patient dies

Bowel: A letter like A E I O or U

Caesarian Section: A neighborhood in Rome

Cat Scan: Searching for Kitty
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her

Colic: A sheep dog

D&C: That's where Washington is

Dilate: To live a long life

Enema: Not a friend

Fester: Quicker, quicker

Genital: Not a Jew
GI Series: Ball games on an Army post

Hangnail: Coat hook

Impotent: Distinguished. Well known

Labor pain: On the job injury

Morbid: A higher offer

Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates

Node: Was aware of

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