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I'm getting old...My kids are becoming me, but my grandchildren are perfect!

I'm getting old...Going out is good, but coming home is better!

I'm getting old...I forget names, but it's OK because some people forgot they even knew me!!

I'm getting old...I miss the days when everything worked with just dials and "ON"/"OFF" switches.

I'm getting old...What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

I'm getting old...I have 3 sizes of clothes in my closet, 2 of which I will never wear.

I'm getting old...Mind over matter has turned into "What the hell were you thinking?"

I'm getting old...It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

I'm getting old...Half the stuff in my shopping cart says "For Fast Relief".

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