Government Healthcare Terminology
Artery: The study of paintings
Bacteria: The back door of the hospital cafeteria
Barium: What doctors do after a patient dies
Bowel: A letter like A E I O or U
Caesarian Section: A neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan: Searching for Kitty
Artery: The study of paintings
Bacteria: The back door of the hospital cafeteria
Barium: What doctors do after a patient dies
Bowel: A letter like A E I O or U
Caesarian Section: A neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan: Searching for Kitty
Cauterize: Made eye contact with her
Colic: A sheep dog
D&C: That's where Washington is
Dilate: To live a long life
Enema: Not a friend
Fester: Quicker, quicker
Genital: Not a Jew
Colic: A sheep dog
D&C: That's where Washington is
Dilate: To live a long life
Enema: Not a friend
Fester: Quicker, quicker
Genital: Not a Jew
GI Series: Ball games on an Army post
Hangnail: Coat hook
Impotent: Distinguished. Well known
Labor pain: On the job injury
Morbid: A higher offer
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates
Node: Was aware of
Outpatient: A person who has fainted
Hangnail: Coat hook
Impotent: Distinguished. Well known
Labor pain: On the job injury
Morbid: A higher offer
Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates
Node: Was aware of
Outpatient: A person who has fainted
Pelvis: Close kin of Elvis
Post Operative: A letter carrier
Recovery room: Upholstery shop
Rectum: Dang near killed em
Seizure: A Roman Emperor
Tablet: A small table
Terminal illness: Getting sick at the airport
Tumor: Two more
Post Operative: A letter carrier
Recovery room: Upholstery shop
Rectum: Dang near killed em
Seizure: A Roman Emperor
Tablet: A small table
Terminal illness: Getting sick at the airport
Tumor: Two more
Urine: Opposite of you're out
Varicose: Nearby
Vein: Conceited
Varicose: Nearby
Vein: Conceited
