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Left: MMA fighter, Colby Covington, posts video with the Traitor Tots. Promises to “Make Fighting Great Again”.

Right: Dude gets his jaw broken in the ring and literally runs out of the arena

Oopsie.

#MAGAJAW
Narrator: Covington did not, in fact, make fighting great again.
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@ me next time, dipshit.
The “Ruckus” this clown is talking about is him showing up in my mentions to troll me about... wait for it... doing a project to launch Medicare Part D for Aetna 15 years ago.

That’s the “ruckus”. The dipshit trolled me and got dragged for it.

And, oh, B-T-Dubs, this fakeass clown posted that he was going to reveal himself months ago.

Feel free to ask what the delay is there.
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“We’re taking the class ice skating on Friday the 13th.” they said.

“The kids will have fun!” they said.
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You may have noticed I’ve done less real-time covering of hearings and more tweeting about life outside Twitter and politics lately.

That hasn’t been an accident. I’ve felt a negative tide pulling at me and at the lot of us on Twitter as we all gnash in frustration.

1/
There is an inevitable sense of helplessness and despair that comes from staring too long and too intently at the public murder of truth in service of a corrupt president.

To wallow in that riptide is to be pulled under and pulled farther and farther from shore.

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And that shore is decency and honor and integrity and character and human goodness.

Those things still exist - even if not on display in these hearings - and they need to be found and seen and basked in to stay grounded in what makes life worth living.

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