1) My SSN card didn't count bc in 1990 someone spelled with a "Y" on it not a "J";
2) My birth certificate didn't count...
3) Notarized copies of my parents' naturalization certificates don't count because...
b) It's not MY naturalization certificate but I was a minor when my parents were naturalized, so I was automatically naturalized and the U.S. doesn't...
4) My passport, which the @dcdmv supervisor tried hard to find a problem with but couldn't.
I shudder to think what happens when my passport expires. How, under these regulations, can I prove who I am?