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A POLL* SAID** THE BEST*** FOOD**** IS FREEZE-DRIED SALMON.
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* of my dogs
** I mean, they wagged their tails kinda harder than for chicken so that’s my methodology
*** they only had two choices
**** they consider cat shit edible so keep that in mind
Ahem.
That’s about as good a poll as the Axios “Ivanker and Don Jr are an American Royal Dynasty” ‘poll’
Meet the genius who made “polls” like that a thing:
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