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Let me start with some throat clearing to establish that I mean this with all due respect but, I think we’ve heard quite enough from this hack.
If you’re feeling exasperated by this terrible joke, then you’ll just have to pardon me, your sigh-ness.
I’m familiar with the old moans my jokes usually elicit, but this seems like a new moan, yeah?
Me: This pun is hilarious!

The world: It’s snot.
If I make enough jokes on this theme then I just might get inducted into the exclusive group of Boogie Knights.
If I were you, I’d just flick this thread away so as to starve it of oxygen.
I don’t care what you stuffy people think about this thread, it was a big hit with the mouth breathers out there.
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