Two years ago today, Trump sent this tweet in response to Senator Feinstein releasing Glenn Simpson’s unclassified Mueller testimony. This put me in a mood to emulate John Cougar Mellencamp’s little ditty about Sneaky Diane. 
Little ditty, about sneaky Diane,
You know that Senator from, out in San Fran.
Don he once was a TV star,
Diane says to Don’s Fox friends you’ve gone too far,
Suckin’ on Diet Coke, up in the Trump Tower
Diane gives Don a little slap with her Senator’s power...
You know that Senator from, out in San Fran.
Don he once was a TV star,
Diane says to Don’s Fox friends you’ve gone too far,
Suckin’ on Diet Coke, up in the Trump Tower
Diane gives Don a little slap with her Senator’s power...
Don he says “Hey Diane why’d you release that thing?”
Diane holds up Wayne’s World fingers, bobs her head and says “Schwing!”
Saying, oh yeah, oversight goes on, long after the thrill of cheating is gone
Diane holds up Wayne’s World fingers, bobs her head and says “Schwing!”
Saying, oh yeah, oversight goes on, long after the thrill of cheating is gone
Not even sure what to call that silly doggerel...a dad joke mashup of Weird Al and Ogden Nash? Anyway, there it is...and here's an article from the time about this episode. vox.com/2018/1/10/1687…
For the sake of clarification, I wrote that "little ditty" two years ago and I'm just recycling it here. Didn't want you all to think I'd waste my time writing stupid doggerel about minor events from ancient history.
