What would be the star attractions at a Festival of Brexit?
A wicker man full of liars perhaps? It would have to be a really big one.
Perhaps a lecture on fish?
Perhaps an interpretive dance performance of ‘Get Brexit Done!’
A synchronised lying display.
A display of immigrants perhaps? Many Brexiters will be unaware of how they look.
Brexit’s greatest moments? It could start with Farage’s finest hours. Starting with ‘What’s wrong with Norway?’ and working through to the long march south. Perhaps Mr Farage himself could tell us how much money he has made out of Brexit. We would be so pleased!
A lecture on the many, many new tariffs.
I have it! The most beautiful Brexiter competition. Sample below. 
A display of the best of British seafood!
There will be a lot of squid but not that nasty European squid please, Loligo vulgaris, just our Common squid, Alloteuthis subulata.
The cod and haddock have all hopped it.
There will be a lot of squid but not that nasty European squid please, Loligo vulgaris, just our Common squid, Alloteuthis subulata.
The cod and haddock have all hopped it.
