WINTER APPEAL SHOUTY SLANG SPECIAL! You voted, and we're doing this. For every donation over £5 to the Vagina Museum winter appeal, we'll tweet a slang word for masturbation involving vaginas and vulvas in SHOUTY ALLCAPS virginmoneygiving.com/fund/VMwintera…
before we start, a few things to note. first of all, museums are EXPENSIVE! the money we're raising supports the museum, helps us keep admission free, and develop new exhibitions and events, so please please give... it really helps
also, some of these slang terms may be weird, a bit gross or fundamentally misunderstand the form and function of the vulva. that's because we don't talk about vulvas and vaginas enough!
however, if any of them (ahem) tickle you, start using them!!!! a lot of people with vulvas masturbate and THAT'S OK AND NORMAL
oops, mild mistake in the first tweet, £5 exactly is fine, too! :)
here we goooooooo
BEAN FLICKING
FLUFFING THE MUFFIN
STRUMMING THE FANJO
SLIP-A-DEE-DOO-DAH
JILLING OFF
E-LABIA-RATING
MENAGE A MOI
BUTTERING YOUR CRUMPET
FLAPPING THE MAP OF TAZZY
DOUBLE CLICKING THE MOUSE
LUNCHTIME SPECIAL for all you lovely wankers: we'll tweet TWO slang terms for masturbation involving vaginas and vulvas for every £5 or more donated before 2pm! virginmoneygiving.com/fund/VMwintera…
2 KNUCKLE SHUFFLE
MAKING SOUP
POLISHING THE CANOE
GUIDED MEDITATION
FEEDING THE HORSE WITH A FLAT HAND
MINDING THE GAP
DIALLING THE ROTARY PHONE
VIBE CHECK
THE SAFEST SEX
BASHING THE BOX
PLAYING THE PINK VIOLIN
DANCING ON MY OWN
BUZZING OFF
CLAM JAMMIN'
SCHLICK SCHLICK SCHLOCK
VAJUBILATION
PARTING THE REEDS (suggested by @der_bluthund)
LOW-FIVING
A BRIEF INTERLUDE (which is now a slang term for masturbation, we decree it) while we inform you that anyone who donates £50 to the winter appeal gets to become a card-carrying member of the cliterati! virginmoneygiving.com/fund/VMwintera…
this gives you access to perks including a members' discount, exclusive events and YES! a card you can carry that says you're a member of the CLITERATI, one of the coolest vagina supporters in the world! virginmoneygiving.com/fund/VMwintera…
RINGING THE DEVIL'S DOORBELL (suggested by @MmeZabet)
SWEET RELEASE OF THE CREASE
hello hello, if you're just joining us, we're tweeting a slang term for masturbation involving vaginas and vulvas for every donation of £5 or over to our winter appeal. we'll be going till 7pm, so plenty of time to support the museum! virginmoneygiving.com/fund/VMwintera…
TRIP TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN
ROUGHING UP THE SUSPECT (suggested by @MoMoshaty)
FRIGGING
POKING FUN
STUFFING ENVELOPES
SLAMMING THE CLAM
TACO HANDSHAKE
PLAYING VIBRATO
STIRRING THE HONEYPOT
we're going till 7pm on this so there's still time to support the Vagina Museum and hear a slang term for masturbation with a vagina! proceeds help the museum to make a vulvalicious 2020 programme virginmoneygiving.com/fund/VMwintera…
RIDING THE SLIP N SLIDE
LIP FAPPING
that's your lot, you glorious wankers! we're signing off now with a great big thank you for your support. today we've raised £250, which will help us deliver some QUIMAZING events and exhibitions about all things vag this year. much love 😘
